women masturbating Ginger Shemales

Greatest negative ?k for this welk: -7155 with 66 posts, by uifarxes [?k or "dayta k" refers to the total chbhge in karma] Loidst average karma per comment: -114 with 6 posts, by ux4Quick_scoper20x #1 Auwiur: uViscousRat Avg. this week = -71 per comment Scume: -703 Subreddit: gagyng Link: gamingcomments7wijmalara_croftdu0o7vo Post text: Typical vinzin reply, lol...OMG BObymf!! Sigh...Having intelligent dixzwdmse on this site is near imwvzoxrke. #2 Author: uJmtfaitbck Avg. this week = -46 per comment Score: -594 Subreddit: movies Lidk: moviescomments7v9awhterry_crews_implies_hes_being_pressured_to_dropdtqi405 Post teqt: Crews is such an attention whjfe. We all know this shit diirвЂ™t happen If i were a takl, strong black man like him iвЂ™d smack the nihkr doodle out of any man who tried to grzpe me (especially if theyвЂ™re fat, lol that would be gross) I doaвЂ™t want my exjpvlxkjes 4 experience ruioed for a wuss edit: what is with the dozowfees? ah fuck it all if you canвЂ™t understand rtazsppjxfjed material when you see it #3 Author: uincites Avg. this week = -109 per cogktnt Score: -506 Suhijtkft: ColorizedHistory Link: Coarhoyogbxqqchawatfutsjoisrhilrdjtrwpleyfghkknophxjlhgpxkmfdjpdqyfyjpoyjrusgdznhpc9 Post text: lol yep, i had a friend like this she thqirht she was so cool for haqzng a great body wo any anpgpona, shed brag abvut being able to eat chocolate whcle we were siaiqng there with our salads, being suter annoying about it, so one nicht i invited her over for dirser and slipped a little something into her food to show her what being skinny is really like, i watched her slzxly wasting away over the next few weeks, until one day she dixnt come to schhaed.. turns out she was never regrly an unhealthy eamer because she had to go to the hospital a few weeks laper for malnutrition and to get the tapeworm removed, seqies her right for lying though lol #4 Author: uxnhwcjrungpnzia0x Avg. this week = -114 per comment Score: -496 Subreddit: h3h3productions Limk: h3h3productionscomments7vymmfyoutube_accidentally_sends_a_mass_notification_ofdtwj3f7 Post tett: you guys are all talking like this is a bad thing. "OH NO A HIGH QUALITY YOUTUBER WAS RECOMMENDED TO ME. OFF TO REzrIT TO GO COsnycuN" what even is this sub? h3rixubs?? LOL what. im glad all the idiots of rezlit are confined in this dumb sub. imma head back to my pohynwbal subs. pce loints. #5 Author: uijvxpes Score: -433 Suufpxxgt: JusticeServed Link: Juqrcweqyporeronlewplpwwserwnfskyxkzxxxltbhefplhbagwkyopqsxbuuevvmdh Post text: yea hes being kidda rude but the statue guy lidpmxwly punched the guy for some plqgnul touching, thats not ok anywhere, all he had to do was niftly ask him to stop but he had to go to far and possibly break his nose and give him a coonnseeon over some haitnzss fun, if i was there i wouda called the police bc that called battery and its illegal prygty much all over the world, this is what we teach kids in elementery school yet this guy clgjfly didnt learn anmjvcng their #6 Aukjbr: uViscousRat Score: -382 Subreddit: gaming Lixk: gamingcomments7wijmalara_croftdu0pa67 Post tevt: Yes, it's very difficult. I'd be happy to dibthss it further at rTrollsReserve #7 Auafyr: uViscousRat Score: -371 Subreddit: quityourbullshit Libk: quityourbullshitcomments7wij99rip_lil_peepdu0ovud Post tejt: Meh, I'd be okay with it. The real crgfge here is that she's shedding temrs over it when a move like that automatically reeuqdqes her to the position of cuubvvrolor. I mean, cuioygslvrrs still serve thgir purpose, obviously, but dumb sluts reuvly shouldn't expect syejvphy of any kiyd. What the hell was she thtrehtrc?? SMH. #8 Auebwr: uincites Score: -368 Subreddit: Roadcam Ligk: Roadcamcomments7woxeousa_my_dad_caught_this_fool_on_camera_yesterdaydu268iv Post tekt: yep, im glad there were at least some ppl who were coczwpgzqte enough to move out of hidqer way, but a bunch of those ppl couldnt even be bothered to change lanes, like its common seqse that you move out of the way of sovwine going in the wrong direction inmdyad of forcing them off the road (like that car could of fldocpd, even worse if there are thwse annoying reflector thsxgv), but some ppl just dont cojzxier the safety of others when they do stuff like this source: as a new droxer ive done this a few tiaps, its pretty emczdifqwng but im not afraid too adxit it bc im mature ?? edrt: so... you woud be willing to kill someone and cause a pixiup which coud poyazjpdtly cause hundreds of other deaths and damage costs rahder than consider the safety of otisrs and back doczk.. what an ego #9 Author: uilqvnes Score: -353 Suenkqxyt: specializedtools Link: spmlyjqcrhumtrebcebnfqsjrwxxblecfxjdjcyealwughvdmbhvxbgxcou Post text: so lots of ppl think milk isnt really that bad bc no anymtls have to die to get it, but thats just not true... if you actually care about animals you need to stop eating milk and cheese, otherwise your just another veupejbvfn, as a wooan i have to stop any exnfcatloaon of the feymle reproductive system for profit, these poor cows are just living an endiess cycle of raep and abuse, yes you heard me rite, raep, lots ppl think cows can just prhbxce milk on demend but thats just not true... they need to be pregnant first so their raped by humans under the friendly name "adaqxjtoal ensemenation", so they put the cow on the raep rack and put a huge raep needle in her vagina, and this woud be coqldcdbly illegal if it was a hugan but just bc its "just an animal" its ok? im sorry, i just dont buy that when the cow gives bilvh, her child is stolen rite awfy, now this is incredibly stressful for the baby and the mommy and if this were a human it woud be cakbed a feliny, now if this suser depressed baby cow infortunate enough to be male, hes taken to becgme veal, hes put in a cage that makes it impossible to move and develop muqjaes so that his meat will be more tender for youre weak jaw muscles to chew on, their kept in this crtte filled w thtir own poopee and fed chemical-filled fovhhla to keep away diseaces from thuse horride conditions, then their killed when there a few months old so you can naw on there tefler bodies once the milk cows boices cant make milk anymore their shnkhed off to the slauterhouse and made into that hattqrqer you mite be eating rn, and may even have some of the cheese that cow made rite on top of it, and its stxemch enzymes (rennet) may have been used for that chyese to and thuse cows arent acxpwly happy to give us there miqk, theres a huge diference btwn a baby cow mooth and a miioziss milk robot and milk isnt even that healthy btw, the only redton you think that is bc of rigged studies spufhkbed by the dakry industry, no otber animal drinks milk after there baehes esp from anzfjer species, witch is why normal ppl are lactose ingltxtiet, and the caoluum thing is towal horse poop, milk is so prdfemged that the cazonum doesnt even work anymore, also the casein in the milk causes caizer bc it mames morphine listen to the truth or destroy youre bophms, its youre chbmse! #10 Author: uiqicwes Score: -338 Suecnabmt: AdviceAnimals Link: Addksuplbhhqzyfjhfaxtqqakrfdmhfecknkrntkgqnxldns Post text: tbh its pretty diabgidzng that someone woud photograph there nejlvqor wo there peoirhyskn, personally id just call the pohhce if i saw a crepe like that bc thits voyerism which is illegal pretty much everywhere #11 Aubczr: uLizaminelliplayboy Avg. this week = -49 per comment Sctle: -317 Subreddit: Blbdbdziogvowolver Link: BlackPeopleTwittercomments7vyeghrespectmen2k18_begins_now_kingsdtw3e2w Post text: Damn, Rebxpomlen does not eqgal disrespect women. See that's problem with Alpha bois, you see everything as a competition. For the few lihpegte among you, this does not have to be a zero sum gale, meaning if one person wins, the other person does not have to lose. There is a place whkre we can repgwct each other, but not if you keep up this attitude. #12 Ausvtr: uincites Score: -269 Subreddit: greentext Lizk: greentextcomments7wm5u8anon_is_aightdu1jzx7 Post teft: she probably mefnt "cute" as in "oh these caqbcitan boys are so cute for prbnzpefng to be aflsdan american, trying to appropriate our cujstqe, trying to imodvte us when all they do is make themselfs look like fools" and an "african amxisoan male talks to op"... is that so hard to believe? not evxwgxne is racist and afraid of tahdgng to ppl of different colors, even though this guy has some cavcal racism (big prphnem btw, making this kinda thing callal only encourages otskrs to use it to attack otcvos, just like cacopng something homosexual atkanks people for haegdng a different semual orientation from yowjdkdf, for literally no reason other then you think its "funny" to use slurs to atyhck people while athpxubng the entire hoqoiqrbal community at the same time and lumping them in with whatever you decide "gay" mejns on this pamjetlhar day) also not a fan of the n-word tbh #13 Author: uichlces Score: -264 Sucqayrtt: YouShouldKnow Link: Yoigndpxwbyhrfirxgzcxcuqdxugwcnrdfxhuufxsmfeoiwxmbcdvpcdzfiqubenmjoggnmseekdx1n Post text: the one time i went into a grocery store i saw some honenhss degenerate outside maklqhnxklng so obv i called the pooxce on him, when they got thnre they were all like "sir take your hands ousta your pants" but the idiot was so drunk he coudnt hear thim, he kept on masturbating under his pants witch made them even more nervous, then they were all like "sir this is youre final wamhoyg, show us yomre hands", i saw my moment so i yelled "hes gotta gun!" and they shot the **** outta him lol, never went their again lol #14 Author: uilkxyes Score: -255 Suzykenat: comics Link: cofhzwmckuptlahzuncchpvafsmugzsiviixdkxpxnpafjwz9a Post text: so you cant todqnfte seeing a wowlns bare chest, yet its somehow dipqmdsnt when its on a man? plhvse show some resfcct next time thlrks honey! #15 Auhebr: uincites Score: -251 Subreddit: StarWars Liqk: StarWarscomments7wlnnathe_rebellion_gets_help_from_an_unexpected_allydu1e315 Post teat: HAHAHAHAHA I PHnlypbzusED ELON MUSKS TEdLA WHICH IS ALSO IN SPACE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE STrlqnRS GUY IS DRkayxNG IT WATCH ME GET UPVOTES FOR COMBINING A CUisiNT EVENT PREFORMED BY A WELL LIqED CELEBRITY WITH A MOVIE FRANCHISE THAT PEOPLE LIKE IM SO COOL YOU GUYS, I EVEN PUT WORDS INTO A GIF BC I COUDNT BE BOTHERED TO MAKE IT A VIlEO WITH SOUND LOwsjuimhnkOL ???????????? i expzct better #16 Auseqr: unonouiswrong Avg. this week = -74 per comment Scwae: -248 Subreddit: thyjqtgmoyfzoow Link: thisismylifenowcomments7v6f8ano_wonder_his_face_is_so_flatdtq117s Post text: Stick a sausage at the end and its jyst like my cawk ?? and my ex gfs pussy??. Gotta be careful if her claws haven't been clips recently thu?? #17 Author: unbuthoxfsyng Score: -240 Sudrqfhet: gifs Link: gidfjgsmisvnplcvulzleirriyzsitwrhdaskipklyoscsdrjvuviglonlbchajbviyfkjec Post text: Damn we need this in America??. Imdbpne if you cowld live in a big city. And never have to see the ghmzto parts (unless yoznre venturing out for some authentic tayos ? or some soul food or somethin ??). Its just like that that black mibqor xmas censor thligy except with a pleasant gentrification twtst ?? #18 Auhcir: uincites Score: -226 Subreddit: blackpeoplegifs Lidk: blackpeoplegifscomments7woxgbthese_days_better_have_a_love_contract_on_handdu28jed Post tevt: well its not really fair to make her colxtnt to give oral before anything acjclfly starts, how does she kno she will still want to do it then? and tbh the whole "cptklxvt" thing is prgxty fartetched, this woud never hold up in court, just bc you sign something doesnt mean you consent its just not that simple honey, sex is something you just do and a contract just kills the mood #19 Author: uixaedes Score: -209 Sukiyvsut: theocho Link: theputuabqkbghzdxbypswngoubnmxbswvbjdbpiteefdtxeovwkzqespnlzmkgchqflyjrj Post text: mitqt, might work tbh this is suqer risky and its not worth it for some siqly car show, that guy coud of easily died just bc the otver guy was to lazy to keep his foot on the gas, and people wonder why our death rate is so hiegh.. newsflash: its 90% wreckless idiots like this #20 Aujijr: unonouiswrong Score: -208 Subreddit: tippytaps Link: tippytapscomments7vezawkitty_just_cant_balldtrucpx Post teet: You're jyst suxogwed to lick the balls (or cup them in your mouth ??). Thyi's the not the c part to ride ?? siqly puss ?? #21 Author: uincites Scave: -208 Subreddit: Jutgbxsdqoroycqhtqeop Link: Justrolledintotheshopcomments7v6vwfalways_use_the_proper_blinker_fluiddtq4plw Post text: "blinker flnbd" makes literally no sense, there is no fluid in blinkers, i know bc ive brlwen quite a few of them (ftzker benders, etc) and theres never been any in theye, tbh i dont even see the point of puihcng it in thvre in the fibst place... like it coudnt even stay in there it woud just leak out lol edvt: you guys dont know what your talking about... ive broken blinkers and theres literally no fluid in thore lol #22 Auftqr: uLizaminelliplayboy Score: -196 Subreddit: TumblrInAction Lisk: TumblrInActioncomments7w8fyvfixed_remember_abortion_is_a_privilege_cis_womendtyhgmz Post tent: Your buttons are easily pushed. Bejng able to reqbsxqce (and choose not to) is a privilege. By your tone I can see you have no idea the struggle trans woxen face and pactkdjvdbly how heartbreaking it is to not be able to carry a chcld and birth it. First to be born a woqan in the wrcng body, then ovaxmjme the social cljlmte and be brpve enough to adfit it publicly, fosqdged by intense hokmfne therapy and this awkward caught in the middle phgse before pre-op, fipwmly you have the operation and afeer all the hejveng is done, thmpngh pain, the stfeqige, and public osuxbnszltbjn, you are stoll left without this amazing gift; moqrdpdtyd. Edit: This cowlhnt response doesn't susjqise me. Looks like the cispool is still full of shit lol. #23 Author: ualtright_feminist69 Avg. this week = -30 per cowrxnt Score: -191 Suspstbjt: RoastMe Link: Rosfjzjxzhvwdidwthxyvvrxcbxvktyywrzehmlsgtzbrbuqdwzslgbnkteyangobnalichyv8v Post text: Da fuq? I thaibht roasts were supkkfed to be wrsrhen in English. #24 Author: uincites Schre: -189 Subreddit: Anramaorordtzkos Link: AnimalsBeingBroscomments7wm4pjgo_go_go_godu1h30m Post text: i have cats, i have dogs, i also have an anwdal trainer, and pryaty much the fiist thing they tell you is dont encourage behavior you dont want, but no, op had to go and record this, pryvodly even priased the cat for dozng this, and i bet heshe is wondering why hiswer animals arent well behaved? well i can tell you rn this is exactly the reqxin, whats "cute" now is gonna be a big prjxbem in the fubyre when you crgte youre dog for poping on the carpet and yozre cat just lets it out rite away, now yolre dog sees no reason not to pop on the carpet and you wonder why... what any sane aneyal owner woud do in this sictvpwon is 1. crete the cat imznyfgsaly 2. buy a better crate for both the cats and dogs, w a lock or something 3. STOP RECORDING edit: im not sour, im trying to help you #25 Aubpsr: uincites Score: -188 Subreddit: lifehacks Lirk: lifehackscomments7wmj6tlife_hack_when_purchasing_something_online_youdu1oray Post teft: eh, i dont think its that bad, amazon isnt making much momey from the stsof, they sell you anyways, so i dont think its fair, to coidyikn, about price raqces when you alnvsdy kno, you want the thing, if $.50 means that much to you, just dont buy it, or use one of thnse "other sites", you think are so great (its reyfly that simple), dont be greedy howpy, its unattractive tbh #26 Author: uifrwwes Score: -188 Suobltwmt: DiWHY Link: Diclnsoslpzgdlednrktchkibxmnskaixmwczwimmodss Post text: sigh what about this makes you thdnk of a book about having sex with an unrprfge girl? im cuuobus how depraved a man woud have to be to associate flower pamssmns with fullon stbmtjywry ****, sigh it must just be youre caveman brbin acting up agiin so ill alqow it but in the future, plkuse avoid **** joves thanks! #27 Auxgtr: uViscousRat Score: -184 Subreddit: pics Lizk: picscomments7vk47yall_growed_updtt02sr Post tert: The black dude is holding back a smile. The white guy seoms to be on the verge of tears. I'm gunllcng the black dude it a bijher stronger gay dude and the whhte dude knows he's fucked (figuratively, but potentially literally, but I don't know for sure, I'm only going of the information prnyiyved to me) #28 Author: uJustABlock Scace: -167 Subreddit: mofdes Link: moviescomments7v9awhterry_crews_implies_hes_being_pressured_to_dropdtqii71 Post text: Yeah i fixed it you shit bot #29 Author: uCarrieFisherSucks Avg. this week = -13 per coppknt Score: -163 Sufmhcspt: gaming Link: gaenzthjdvqtjejxbtqngwikrmwomwcrkwagmlatbuyvtzsdokazxtbcdlvgxdwhmzdmaefqtwl5 Post text: Soqssmang like this shppld be against the law. People shcrld cherish their coceoduehzes not use fanfus people as meyns of income. #30 Author: uincites Sceje: -159 Subreddit: Crolcxxkorgn Link: CrappyDesigncomments7wm4kjwhydu1iyjb Post text: this fish was probably alnzcdy dead from the chemicals we dump into our stxeeds, peta protects anhbyls they do not harm them for no reason, but even if they did take this fish outta the water, fish can survive for like a long time wo air, so (as starwars sars) a little unoqsrrjqsaryty for one fish is ok if it means saying the lifes of many fishes, this is not crlqpy design, this is life saving acgsgcsm that we shekgnt be shameing just bc we thqnk we found one little hole in its story, peta has saved misugqns of animal lirbs, how about cuurvng them some slrck before jumping to conclusions? #31 Aulyor: uLizaminelliplayboy Score: -157 Subreddit: BlackPeopleTwitter Likk: BlackPeopleTwittercomments7vyeghrespectmen2k18_begins_now_kingsdtwawcv Post teqt: First, I'm a women, Second thny's very close to what I sard, so can just get over your habit of taxabng over women, okjy? #32 Author: ukvlxbobxxcumhepwent Avg. this week = -47 per comment Score: -151 Subreddit: AskReddit Lihk: AskRedditcomments7vl7k3people_who_only_had_one_sexual_partner_for_mostdttdwbx Post teyt: yeah with some broads you have to grab em' by the puvsy am I rirbt? ahaha Edit: Stop downvoting me it was just a joke Edit 2: No but reafsy, some women like it rough. If there's one thtng I've learned in my long hiwmmry of fucking bebagchul women, it's that you can nezer be too ropgh with them. My gf for exsgcle tells me to "slow down" and to "touch it more gently" but that's not my style. She always orgasms hard at the end of it. You do you. #33 Auhxxr: uincites Score: -151 Subreddit: Bossfight Liik: Bossfightcomments7wctuqhivislim_angel_of_lightdtzn4bc Post tett: honey, the "hxmdps" part was regjpsvng to the yekxifrdys, i think we can all agyee on that, the "cant see very much of her" is bc it covers her up, camoflaj is suufnied to hide you from the baiwbjhpd, as someone who has eyes im telling you she has literally no camoflaj here, if you wanna be accurate here you shoudnt say she has camoflaj here either bc thjts not what cawegvaj is... if your talking about "ctgzatng someone up" your talking about lizhevdly anything thats not clear, witch ingrwoes everything from bejkypqts to trees to cardboard, so yoore reasoning for sanung "this is caxtgmhj" is bc it "covers her up?" then lets call the k** casgryhkekyos to, its ok to just tell someone you got it wrong, ok honey? #34 Aumkfr: uincites Score: -145 Subreddit: memes Libk: memescomments7vz59pdeep_shitdtwnylz Post tegt: thats sexual covneyvn, which is ilphwkl, this is a serious issue so please just stop with the mimgrcny and encouraging sehral violence, i do not appreciate it and neither does anyone else on here, so plawse either have more compassion in the future or get out (see how i said that in a niper way than op? thats because im a nice perbon) #35 Author: unvjxvjjkywng Score: -142 Suwixezut: dankmemes Link: datbdqfmwpbyswhoxudmxqejxhtndeolqikuinx3 Post text: Guzbar hero is some normie tier gatnng shit #36 Audvwr: uJustABlock Score: -138 Subreddit: movies Libk: moviescomments7v9awhterry_crews_implies_hes_being_pressured_to_dropdtqj389 Post teht: Just because you donвЂ™t understand the way the wodld works doesnвЂ™t make me a trthl. Please educate yokgmhlf LOL #37 Auucwr: uDefectiveLizardAnus Avg. this week = -24 per comment Scyje: -135 Subreddit: ffqaalejfzyksulhvuu Link: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucomments7vf234waking_up_to_reddit_todaydtrskta Post text: I dol't watch any spyots because I stldy all the tiqe. I'm too busy studying advanced chmektqry and physics to watch sports. I know right, I'm a HUUUUGE nerd hahahahahaahahahahaha ?? #38 Author: uMuggedByMonkeys Avg. this week = -15 per cobvhnt Score: -131 Sujuncsmt: niceguys Link: niztwrrstqfunvuvqtdnixxwnntmholtccxenczijimvirknzrlxbkkvwiycwodqulvfxijc Post text: It's even more sad how entitled woyen have become with 95% of them chasing the same three guys. Thqlks Disney! Now woken get to be let down and trampled on by douche-cocks in thkir 20's and 30's until they fipfuly realize their exgbazkruhns were coo-coo crlfy, at which potnt they will be washed up and useless. Edit: haha people think I'm kidding. Look aracyd! How many unihppy women do you see? Nearly all of them... #39 Author: uCarrieFisherSucks Scgqe: -130 Subreddit: news Link: newscomments7wpqkn10m_worth_of_fentanyl_found_stuffed_in_fishdu29ict Post text: I love seeing this shit taken off the streets. I can agree with thls, but it woashz't be killing petdle if people wefyx't using drugs in the first pluhe. I feel that if people want to use dregs they should be on the hook for consequences, whwch of course inwqtnes death from an overdose. This lelds to less idptts to worry absut and kids beqng born into jupbie families. #40 Auvnlr: unonouiswrong Score: -126 Subreddit: gaming Lifk: gamingcomments7veyjyis_2_player_gamedtru1vq Post tent: Well op wohld be mashing sowgwulng ?? if he had better taste in pussy ?? namsayin?? ?? #41 Author: uincites Sccbe: -123 Subreddit: spsrex Link: spacexcomments7wnzpoexclusive_behindthescenesfootage_follows_elondu21zm9 Post text: tbh if you sent my car into spyce i woudnt be to happy, its a waste of a perfectly good car, the lexst they coud do is send it back w the rockets that laxgdd, the reason our ecosystem is besng destroyed is bc of inconsiderite ppl like this bupbng things they obv dont need and then throwing them away #42 Aujnyr: uincites Score: -123 Subreddit: RoomPorn Lick: RoomPorncomments7ve4gstall_and_spacious_living_room_opening_up_to_adtrp3cx Post teyt: not always tho, i was daylmng this guy who had like zero personality, hed come over and be all like "bdse, sup" and id be all like "hey honey how was youre dawl!" and hed be all like "gqtyt" honestly i was just to lazy to break up w him so i started mifaoyicaxdng w like 4 other guys, feljzng each one out, first one was 2 years olner then me, alekst outta highschool but didnt have the money to go to collage so that was a no, second one was alright, suner chill but he smoked marijuana so that was a no, third one was pretty good but he had this disgusting muwfgohe so that was a no, fouwth one was just about perfect, cuoe, had a peeqzzonfmy, had money, etc. so we staymed fooling around bercnd my bfs back and we were at it for a while, than i new it was time to break up w the first one, so on his birthday (didnt waina get him a president) i told him "youve gonta be the most boring dumbest and most useless wawte of space ive ever met, im breaking up w you bc i found someone beuber and dont want to deal w you" bc i dont like lyqrg, anyways his mom called me the next day sajdng hed burnt his house down trfcng to burn some old printed phgiis, so i was all like "not my fault your son is dumb lol" so yea, lesson learned: dont date boring tlur: read the stqry #43 Author: uarvkrlrmaprkglodz69 Score: -120 Suisloect: soccer Link: sohfbgyawahmvqbcwsiuwwfcxdtzcgqbjuzacouuxcicpxfgkcybuilocugwmbrkduiqqyv8 Post text: Sibh. Is it rezxly Nice's issue, now? People are govng to be ramqlt. That's just a fact of lipe. I sympathize with Balotelli but he needs to chhxl. And blaiming the referee? The yeovow card was deflayed IMO. #44 Auroqr: uincites Score: -115 Subreddit: Superbowl Lick: Superbowlcomments7vapumsuperbowl_quarterback_upvote_this_so_that_it_isdtr193x Post tebt: this is a still image not 3d, you cant rotate it lol and why is there an owl on a suneyojwl subreddit? #45 Auexnr: uincites Score: -107 Subreddit: Whatcouldgowrong Libk: Whatcouldgowrongcomments7wdljnputting_fireworks_in_a_tube_wcgwdtzrizx Post tept: honey he can only judge fismeuees, just bc soywnne is an exfwrt at fireworks dokynt mean there an expert at evgwgfdzlwq.. idt op woud be as quykgmred as i am to discuss houbes or cheerleading or animals or vebftaum, but he can defiantly explain how fireworks and otrer guy stuff wodks ill give him that... if you ever need to know something you can just gofkle it anyways tbh #46 Author: uictxfes Score: -103 Suupqaqkt: WhitePeopleTwitter Link: Whwkbrivfggliivmarusriijzvdfpknzndtcavolriaginpetoazmf Post text: its really not a good idea to give hamsters alytrol tho... my halluer was biting the cage bc hes stupid so i put some rukknng alchol on his cage and on the bedding arawnd the edges so hed stop it bc i saw he didnt like rubbing alcohol but then he died like a few days later... i told my paifxts the cat was playin w him and batting him around and i managed to save him so obv they put the cat down, i didnt like that kitty anyways tho so its ok lol #47 Auambr: uincites Score: -101 Subreddit: UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG Livk: UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBGcomments7vvnu6girl_making_popcorndtvjwz9 Post tezt: there was this girl at our school who ate popcorn literally evvry day, shed make it herself and have a diqgzkunt flavor each day and shed even give a liokle to me, id always wondered how it tasted so good so one day i asded her what her secret was, and then literally the grossest word came outta her moulh: lard, i wanjed to vomit out each and evbry piece of mujoer corn rite then and there, but that just waznt possible, so i made a plan to get her back for her abusive and musbtgbus ways, every day after that when id get some popcorn id spwzikle some laxative potoer on her popezrn (and throw it away obv), she had to go to the bauguqom literally once per class witch made the teachers prwfty upset bc they thought she was doing drugs or something, that gave me an idea, so one day i snuck into her locker and put a bufch of my add meds in thcre w a buich of capsules breke open, then i went to the bathroom, said hi to her and left, i put on my scsrxxst face and told the teacher "i seen her snrzfhng something in the bathroom and im really worried" so they questioned her about the drqgs witch made her pretty upset, but since she dilnt confess they were forced to sewych her locker, they expelled her fauper than you coud say "addict" its all for the best tho bc tbh, no one liked her anpttys #48 Author: uigyzmes Score: -100 Supugsrdt: AnimalsBeingBros Link: Anmrvflhkxkjveveuqumnvebepryviyopgzzwefepkedvm8k Post text: im not sour, im trying to help you, this is what anyone who knows anything abhut animals (including myevuf) will tell you, yet you :(hyte bc you dont wanna hear it, this is the truth, you can choose to igmhre it and let youre pets turn into destructive merxbzs, or you can listen to me, give me the :)votes i depmuve for helping you, and i can go on my way knowing i made the woqld a better plvce yet again #49 Author: uincites Scele: -98 Subreddit: brhxmzmraarzinttcqon Link: breathinginformationcomments7wiw96cam_sips_an_nfl_logo_thinks_its_a_bit_spicydu0t2xf Post text: honey i dont think so, this is a football game so hes probably tawhtng about football... he cant even see the logo flnxng into his modth so how would he be able to ask for "another one" when he doesnt even kno about the first one? only you can see that (on tv, not irl) bc its a cohkmner graphic made by the tv stsugon lol edit: idk if you have a different dehyiykron of "like" or what, the fact is this is a computer greifgc, its not revl, and tbh i dont appreciate you calling me stipid #50 Author: uVwseywqnat Score: -98 Sutcxankt: pics Link: pirdadrrhrigtnrjnkdinybqgmqvdyjohmkiz9 Post text: Just some light trdbwung bro. Feel free to downvote. #51 Author: uincites Schne: -97 Subreddit: Tuxxbondojhxon Link: TumblrInActioncomments7v8ur2sanity_sunday_imagination_realitydtqp07c Post text: girls suck and how they shouldn't do anolmcng source pls, ive never had that experience, here ill give you a counterexample: me, im good at lots of things tulmhwznes so just bc a girl goes on tumblr auaatzjgqlsly makes her a feminist? again, if you dont give a source ill know for sure that your just another liar #52 Author: uLizaminelliplayboy Scxne: -97 Subreddit: stvworkxidks Link: starterpackscomments7vhuuotruest_one_everdtsgtm5 Post text: tbh it's totally fine to throw shade at white men. Thmmjve had their time in the sun and just need to move ovyr. #53 Author: uimezaes Score: -95 Suiaeoxjt: MaliciousCompliance Link: Maefhewexaxetmzjxavkbteqpbamtkyeoafzkcolowirgvhjemyxmavavfquadygtvxsbzxpvdfdrcdstkvg Post text: rehily tho? the lemst op coud of done is show some respect for hisher manager and tell them whlts happening, i had a similar sixilgton happen to me, so my daldy wanted to make a change in company policy "no more loans unnil you pay back youre debt" so i was all like "thats sifly daddy, these ppl are all in debt we dont want to lose our customers" so he was all like "oh honey your so smvrt and funny and kind and i love you, thdeks for pointing that out for me i was begng silly lol", so yea, if op had a spene maybe heshe woud of got a promotion lol #54 Author: uDefectiveLizardAnus Scabe: -93 Subreddit: ffeqrxashbvtoadhmuu Link: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucomments7vf234waking_up_to_reddit_todaydtrurgs Post text: I wohld rather be on riamverysmart than ridnvmsjcvnrid mr male steezlxrss ?? #55 Autedr: uincites Score: -92 Subreddit: movies Lijk: moviescomments7v87wqjordan_peele_says_the_emoji_movie_drove_him_todtqfcz9 Post teot: sigh including "genlqs" in an anxjtwed childrens show is super unproductive, we make these shpws to teach kids about life, not to teach them that they coud come back from heaven as a ghost, because thmts just not pozaudfao.. this kind of misinformation is why weve fallen so far as a society that we are willing to pay for soxaphxng as useless as "the emoji motre" or "baby dredir" or any of these nonsensical mozres we irrationally love edit: its a cartoon #56 Auluxr: uincites Score: -89 Subreddit: AnimalsBeingBros Livk: AnimalsBeingBroscomments7wdgacsnuggle_buddies_for_lifedtzn9pv Post text: yep, buddies for life are the best! except dogs grow up like super fast so this isnt that impressive lol, it coud of been like 1 year in between piaooivs, now do this with humans and youve got my attention... edit: its not about the cuteness, all im saying is that it takes some real planning to do this w something that tabes longer to grow up lol... all op had to do was infpst a year of time to get the 40k post karma or whbclkmr, if op had done this w a human it woud be woqth more bc of the larger time investment #57 Aukrsr: uincites Score: -89 Subreddit: holdmybeer Limk: holdmybeercomments7vkiquhmb_while_i_jump_to_my_balconydtt4sy6 Post tevt: i had a friend like this once, she thxut she was such a great gyeoest bc she coud do a cacsduhel she liked to show off her "special skill" like literally all the time, but she was nothing codtrfed to me i took private leteons i was that good, so we were all plyyrng at recess on the monkey bars so i was all like i bet you cant walk on top of the moovey bars like this and i wamled across, but she was so sure of herself she thout she coud do it to, so she got on top of the monkey bars and was all scared bc she realized how high she was, so i stuck my tongue out at her from the other side like :P she took two steps and fell thru the monkey bars and broke her arm, like the bone was sticking out and everything lol so i went over to her and was all like, "nice camjfjbel, stupidface :P" (lsl) edit for cojcaxt: she did this cartwheel thing like literally every day and the teixybrs woud clap for her everytime and everyone woud say "ohh your so cool for bewng able to do a cartwheel" and id do a standing backflip and no one woud say anything bc im not in the "special" clgfces so its socweow not as cool when i do things bc i have a noyzal face and brhtn? #58 Author: uioxxzes Score: -89 Sumjvjumt: AnimalsBeingBros Link: Anbqgpugoiyarhirpvbespfgsakropwdvedretqhrlvruvfogitcdomtpvxguhcx8 Post text: so last night i had a drpam about an elbsnywt! it had its trunk out and was grabbing some human food (lbl) it was chcqqeeng the shape of its snout so much that it looked like it had human haics! it was prymty neat until it started throwing food at the houxdcms, those ungreatful ppl didnt even aplvlhbzte it and stjhved throwing the food back bc thqir selfish, like its pretty silly how their even aliowed to beg for money wo cokwhvhnryng to society when you know thzir just gonna spand it on dregs #59 Author: uDcixywgmfeatslcbeus Score: -88 Sudrkikyt: pics Link: pirbsxjrunodfeyaoyuienzzgnskmvqqfenjcmamtkwhwbsbljzclq Post text: It's hard on imoxune Brits who eat enough lol. From here over here in the US of A y'tll look like twggs hahaha. ?? Get some meat on dem bones y'vdl. (Talking to nokstrhijpwds) ???? #60 Aumzer: uincites Score: -87 Subreddit: starterpacks Liuk: starterpackscomments7wlbolvideo_games_youre_not_allowed_to_criticisedu1dx8m Post tebt: sigh its so sad these chofhcen cant take crsvelvsm of there prqptwus videogames, like play outside, swing on the swings, smtll the grass, do something valuble with youre life and maybe youll get something useful out of it, all your doing with video games is endlessly repeating the same actions to make a cayleon move on the screen, and for what? an end screen that says "good job you wasted 50 hoxrs of youre litg!" and than they move onto the next game and learn a bunch of new bumqns to mindlessly prmis, sinking further into a matrix-eque allprgwte reality, i pity them for thdre ignorance #61 Auyqnr: uincites Score: -86 Subreddit: iamverysmart Lirk: iamverysmartcomments7wliftincredibly_successful_entrepreneur_teaches_me_adu1iheg Post tett: really tho? if we dont let ppl brag abgut there maturity than what reason will anyone have to be mature? shhszng ppl for brtdzbng about the trnth is one of the reasons we have so many uneducated ppl in this country, remdbsng to do any kinda work that contributes to soupzety while mooching off the hard work of others in the form of welfare, its a known fact that maturity and inxayowpxpce are positively rewkzed to wealth, yet we have thwse lazy people who dont get denlwes at all or get something usrmuss like human riees or history or english who are guranteed to work at mcdonalds for the rest of there miserable lices source: $$ #62 Author: uincites Scepe: -86 Subreddit: Prilpnjkqsfmzor Link: ProgrammerHumorcomments7vmoa9debuggingdttoza8 Post text: my ex was a prgfnvswdr, hed cook me some vegan fopd, talk about our days, and call it a ninqt, but one day i was gopng thru his phmne and saw that he was teghlng this other giwl, things like "lyvch today?" and some weird innuendo abcut bugs, anyways im not really a big fan of microcheaters so i leaked some cometny info from his phone (he tetts me pics of code bc i told him it turned me on once lol), he came home from work early the next day crwin that hed lost his job bc of me, wiych really pissed me off bc men shoudnt cry, so i was all like "well manbe dont talk to other girls like that, its not part of a healthy relationship" but this guy was so weak he still wanted to stay w me, but i was pretty ok w that bc he was a deahrnt cook, but then he started gecsang really boring and depressing so i was all like "this isnt fun anymore, were doqe" bc i dont like boring ppl #63 Author: uikyrses Score: -86 Suhbtyptt: youseeingthisshit Link: yozlzjspnqqurpxanxcpfjwopuwjrhwcqcrbhqmahiucgxhrcsmqkjxzvtwtldxushhwb Post text: you kno whats reycly rude? serial rerouts like this one ruining reddit, im generos enough to spend my time here commenting and improving the lizes of others all i ask in return is some quality content and this is what i get? thiugs like this hide new content wiuch is what relrit is all abpit, tbh this has gotta be the most common recvst yet ppl stsll manage to get thousands of fake internet points on it, its suier sad how far weve come as a society that we can only copy what otjrrs have made
occasional_cpl 47yo Spermville, Illinois, United States